The Stata Unida of Respublica Hyliana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lord-President Kirik Neil with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 5.369 billion Hylians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth 844 trillion Hylian Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 157,268 Hylian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Respublica Hyliana's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Respublica Hyliana is ranked 24,553^rd in the world and 22^nd in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,382.22 on the Gilded Widget Scale.